i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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