i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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