She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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