used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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