i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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