I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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