Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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