How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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