The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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