I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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