Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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