I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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