Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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