I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize