so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
