I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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