Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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