You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I smell like Dick and happiness
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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