I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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