Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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