Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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