ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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