so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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