can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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