Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He did a backflip because drugs
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
