There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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