dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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