yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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