Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
