i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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