Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
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