I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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