He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I can't turn off my feet"
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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