he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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