there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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