I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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