I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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