So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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