There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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