sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
it's like iHOP with fire
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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