We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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