Acid is not a monday night drug
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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