How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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