is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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