idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
you never un-have a 4some
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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