i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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