So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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