My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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