New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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