I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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